Category: Reasons I Love America

Where else can one person get rich while suing over the pain and suffering of a whole group of people while the damaged people get a coupon or a discount for their trouble. It’s only a small stretch to imagine Starbucks getting sued by mermaids because real mermaids don’t have split tails and the Starbucks… Continue reading Class Action Lawsuits – Reason #19 Why I Love America

There is nothing more American than Standup Comedians. Where else but America can you be paid to pick on the government, tell anatomy jokes, and be a racist. Try going on stage in Russia today and telling a joke about how you spent the night with Putin’s wife. That would be funny for like 20 seconds until… Continue reading Stand-up Comedians – Reason #18 Why I Love America

The Empire State Building is the symbol of real America at its best. It was built in 14 months from start to finish during the Great Depression. (By contrast, it’s more than a decade since 9-11 and there is still nothing open at Ground Zero. The Empire State Building is the symbol of New York… Continue reading The Empire State Building – Reason #17 Why I Love America

George Lucas is awesome. His mind is a galaxy just after being born, the cosmos lit by its brilliance. And that’s putting it mildly. Considering the probability of a limitless number of stars, galaxies, and universes, there is a probability that the fictional worlds George Lucas created actually flourishes/flourished somewhere in existence. Whether that’s true… Continue reading George Lucas – Reason #16 Why I Love America

Walt Disney, the man, not the company although all things considered the company should make the Top 100 Reasons too. Walt Disney created some of the most special pieces of true American art. His contributions to America are literally works of art on par with histories greatest painters, sculptors, writers, and composers. He taught us all that… Continue reading Walt Disney – Reason #15 Why I Love America

Breakfast Cereal is a home grown American goodie. And much of it can be attributed to American’s need for cleaning out their bowels. Cereal originated as a natural treatment for constipation. The early cereal wars were to their time what the fast food wars are to present day. Over time, cereal has adapted into more… Continue reading Breakfast Cereal – Reason #14 Why I Love America

The National Security Agency is looking out for us. It loves us and wants us all to be safe and secure – Safely and Securely tucked into a little box where they can watch every single thing we do to make sure that we never do anything to hurt ourselves or anyone else. They haven’t… Continue reading The NSA – Reason #13 Why I Love America

Isn’t it grand that in our fast past lives we don’t even have to wait for the newsperson to get around to the basics when we can read about it as it floats across the bottom of the screen? It’s great that in the middle of an important debate about the future our country, we… Continue reading Television News Crawls – Reason #12 Why I Love America

I love being able to get where I want to go without having to go through every little Podunk town to get there. That is, when I’m in a hurry to get somewhere. Who really wants to get their hands dirty with the true American life that happens in those small towns? There’s no point… Continue reading Interstate Bypasses – Reason #11 Why I Love America

TV Evangelists are the fast food drive thru of religion. It’s entertainment, fund raising, spirituality, and education all wrapped into a convenient package you can watch in your boxer shorts on your couch. Why worry with all those one-on-one relationships when you can be a hermit and still revel in the glory of the Lord?… Continue reading Television Evangelists – Reason #10 Why I Love America